heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 
humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"


Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side